WHO GOT ALL THE KIDS?
Jackie decided to prove she could handle more than one child by pretending she was actually the mother of several more.
However this didn't go down well with all the other mothers, despite being given the chance to visit places like the "Blue Frills" club where Jane enjoyed the excitement of a cup of hot chocolate and a creamy donought, but sadly all alone.
However Jane needn't have worried as all the other kids soon deserted Jackie when she tried to enforce her pink hat rule upon them.
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SPORT MAD
Proving sport was indeed for all, Alan led the way with his demonstration of basketball. However, his playing style was hampered by the lack of his luminous orange sweatshirt, his staple sports gear for the last ten years. Shirl on the other hand adopted for motorsports, cunningly racing himself on an empty track until he broke the cart.
Alan responded to criticism that he was "rubbish" by taking on a heavily pregnant woman at golf. Wisely he also lost that, after heeding warnings that hormone levels were running particularly high.
To prove his manhood, Howard adopted a different approach by throwing his weight around on the trampoline. Luckily only one child required hospital treatment after a small squashing incident.
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I DON'T DO DRINKING
As the paparazzi snapped away at the happy threesome, Shirl just smiled the smile of a man who had already supped a couple of bottles of wine and couldn't make out whether Alan was really attractive.
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Despite his prowess at drinking, Shirl remained mature and aloof from the childish whisky drinking competion. No amount of cuddling, boysie talk or tongue-touching was going to convince him to drink with the big boys. 
