GARDEN PARTY Standing in the wind and the rain, this bevy of beauties still managed to look every part the wedding guests (as of course they should have done, it being a wedding and all)..
However it was a shame that some mad hatter gatecrashed the tea party and ignoring the champagne still managed to give the appearance of the drunk at Kings Cross station.
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...AND YOU ARE?
John was a bit confused as the cake was cut, leaning over to ask "...and you are?" as the absinthe and red bull started to wear off. Followed swiftly by an "I did what?" and a "Holy shit", John found himself in a world he hadn't inhabited since he was about fifteen and still carrying his smart black briefcase to school. His wife responded with a whisper from the corner of her mouth "Just smile, otherwise this knife will be used on your now redundant manhood". |
DESERTION OR A WEAK BLADDER? As the guests enjoyed the meal and a pleasant glass of wine, one person was missing from the top table. This picture of the best man taken minutes before his speech was due to start, shows several untouched glasses of wine or beer. Given that, what was he then doing in the toilets for all that time?
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WHO'S SMART?
Alan looked disappointed as he realised a Geordie with a dodgy haircut could actually look smarter than he did in his ushers outfit. Not one to be outshone for long, Alan promised to be back next year sporting the latest in Brussel fashion. |
BRUSH OFF At the end of the evening it was all lovey dovey smiles from the happy couple. They had survived wind (absinthe does that), rain, guests and a couple of dodgy speeches. Together at last John wheeled Rachel around the dance floor until her toes were completely crushed.
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BRUSH OFF Post speech and Shirl was looking to capitalise on his fame as an after dinner speaker. However Jane was having none of it, pushing him back as he leant in with his eau de toilet overpowering all and sundry.
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