John&Rachel

John and Rachel's wedding in June 2004 was a feast of fun, frolicing and food. Captured below are some more images of what makes a classy wedding - the guests...

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Jumping Jack Sad Old Man

Proof that the photographer had a sense of humour came when he suggested John and Shirl leap into the air like Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones. Well their stones certainly rolled, as they leapt with agility of hippos and landed with the style of, err, hippos. At least Shirl had the decency to look mildly embarassed by the stunt, whereas John will be putting a poster of this on his wall as proof of his athletisism.

SAVING THE DISCO

Could one man be responsible for single handedly saving the disco from an early death. Well apparently so. Alan, resplendent in his ushers gear, boldly strode onto the dance floor during each lull in the proceedings to ensure the party was kept alive. Strutting his Eurostuff, the photo on the right demonstrates his success as at least two people join his cavorting. Asked whether he was pleased with his performance he said "if it wasn't for those other two on the dancefloor cramping my style I could really have shown you how to dance the okey-kokey".

Luckily Alan doesn't get out much, so was pretty well asleep by 9:30pm. However this was when the fun really started and Chris took to the floor sweeping all before him as he reached for the stars (or was it just the light switch). Anyway, as for the man in the background with the top hat the least said the better! And what was a heavily pregnant woman doing up at that time of night feeling his belly?

SHE'S PREGNANT !

She's pregnant but who's the Daddy? Fortuitously perhaps we caught Alan and Suzie enjoying themselves a little too much in the corner. Still, no need for DNA testing with this one, if the baby comes out wearing a hairy coat we'll put it down to the optician. If Suzie puts it into a brown cord babysuit then we'll have to do some more investigating.

As for Alan's wife, well she just looked as if she'd seen it all before, and wasn't that impressed when she had!

HE'S BORING YOU

John may have been the groom, and Shirl the best man, but that didn't stop Shirl falling asleep as John regaled his tales of the latest accountancy standards. Jackie desperately tried to keep the conversation going as Shirl's snores threatened to bring down the walls of Weston Manor.

Even John's line, "did you hear about the groom who said the bottom fell out of his world when his fiance told him she was pregnant?" failed to raise a flicker of life out of either of them, and their relief was evident as he departed to impress some other poor soul.

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