Page 3: The Greatest Rock Guitarist Ever?
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Well if you thought the answer was Brian May, think again. He may have the hair, the looks, the talent, but can he look constipated, dressed for a wedding and still pull the groupies at the end of the night? No? Well here's a man who can....

It's no fun being small.....

For some at least, height can be a real problem, as this little girl struggled to be included in the high-brow conversations about the speed of battleships, famous battles of the peninsular war and how snorting vodka makes you sneeze. Somehow she managed to entertain herself until social services came and relieved her parents of the distraction.

 

That said, despite all the guests going on about his height, weight and general greyness of hair, for this old man it doesn't seem to matter - he always get the girls. Then again, little did we know this was the living legend, Brian May's unidentified and unwanted twin. Obviously spotted by Susie playing the air guitar in Specsavers, he was rescued from obscurity for one day in the limelight.

After that, he'll be banished to the basement to earn enough money to keep his new found family in shoes.