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Her Other Lover The Sweaty Man was finally discovered during hiding behind some foliage (or hiding some foliage behind his ears). Susie's other love however wasted no time in moving on following her nuptials.
Within hours his other piece of foliage had been passed to his latest love, who conveniently is also his wife.
How Much? While many guests partied, Chris's accountants were sweating, but not through the heat. As they struggled to work out the final cost of the day, they realised only a whip round would save them from being thrown out of the hotel.
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A Dream Come True
The Society explained that most people had underlying thoughts that rarely could be expressed or experienced. Using some clever trickery the unit was able to make one man's dream come true, however disgusting it may be.
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As
he gave his love an affectionate kiss on the cheek, the Neurological
Truth Society was rapidly processing his brain waves to understand what
it was he really wanted from the moment. What they found was mildy horrible
but hardly surprising.
