Page 2 of 3:
GUESTS
or "THE FAMILY"
Jump to Page 1 or Page 3

Whilst most of the guests sipped champagne and complained about the heat, another small family gathering was taking place elsewhere in the garden. John 'Papa' Pain brought together his nearest and dearest in a show of affection and unity.

Her Other Lover

The Sweaty Man was finally discovered during hiding behind some foliage (or hiding some foliage behind his ears). Susie's other love however wasted no time in moving on following her nuptials.


Within hours his other piece of foliage had been passed to his latest love, who conveniently is also his wife.

 

How Much?

While many guests partied, Chris's accountants were sweating, but not through the heat. As they struggled to work out the final cost of the day, they realised only a whip round would save them from being thrown out of the hotel.

A Dream Come True

As he gave his love an affectionate kiss on the cheek, the Neurological Truth Society was rapidly processing his brain waves to understand what it was he really wanted from the moment. What they found was mildy horrible but hardly surprising.

 

 

 

The Society explained that most people had underlying thoughts that rarely could be expressed or experienced. Using some clever trickery the unit was able to make one man's dream come true, however disgusting it may be.

 


When interviewed, John claimed "That's bollocks." However, he was later photographed getting the another picture of his loved ones to adorn his wall, poster-sized....

Jump to:
Top
Page 2
Page 3

LATEST - See the pictures and read the story of Luke's birth

Other News

NEW - Pictures of the 10th Wedding Anniversary Jersey Reunion

NEW! See the pictures of Maximllian Wilson

The Pains
Relive the wedding of the year with a sample of photos from one of the less able photographers

Dorset 2004 - see the film from another Dover Away trip!

Puddle-dick Pain talks about women!

NEW! photo album of Grace, 2004 - 2005

Chris & Susie get hitched - The Wedding of the Year - photos
September 2003

Wiltshire 2003 - see the photos
June 2003

The Bookworm recommends his favourite reading
June 2003

Grace Eleanor -read a father's diary
January 2003

Mr Justin Puddledick-Pain has some words of wisdom
January 2003

Tetris - Back by popular demand
May 21 2002

New Jenni photos May 17 2002


The Wedding of the Year, 2003